The Yellow Brick Road

Some days I wear yoga clothes to work.
Other days I get to sit down with Mayor DiBlasio, so I dress up like I’m on madmen, and try to remember what @notahooker taught me about contouring.
#isaacmizrahi #lbd #somedaysipretendtobeanadult

Some days I wear yoga clothes to work.
Other days I get to sit down with Mayor DiBlasio, so I dress up like I’m on madmen, and try to remember what @notahooker taught me about contouring.
#isaacmizrahi #lbd #somedaysipretendtobeanadult

I SAW OLIVIA BENSON BRB CRYING #lawandordersvu #svu #myhero #djfkwndkfbdjekf

I SAW OLIVIA BENSON BRB CRYING #lawandordersvu #svu #myhero #djfkwndkfbdjekf

Touch screen treadmills cause me anxiety. #ionlytrippedonce #nysc #STOPREPLACINGPERFECTLYGOODEQUIPMENT

Touch screen treadmills cause me anxiety. #ionlytrippedonce #nysc #STOPREPLACINGPERFECTLYGOODEQUIPMENT

#spartanrace sandbag training, dog rescue edition.
#pedigree

#spartanrace sandbag training, dog rescue edition.
#pedigree

While moose was getting his incision cleaned up and restitched, because the silly boy tore his stitches trying to play fetch with the other two, I went and got him a collar and dog tags with his very own address (which also happens to be mine :) )...

While moose was getting his incision cleaned up and restitched, because the silly boy tore his stitches trying to play fetch with the other two, I went and got him a collar and dog tags with his very own address (which also happens to be mine :) ) the bow on the collar? That’s just so you DEFINITELY know he’s mine!

Can we just…? Okay?

Can we just…? Okay?

A 20min AMRAP of lunge jumps to overhead pull ups, jumprope, and KB cross body swings apparently produces sweat everywhere but my boobs. Fascinating. #workout #fitspo #fitfam #spartanrace

A 20min AMRAP of lunge jumps to overhead pull ups, jumprope, and KB cross body swings apparently produces sweat everywhere but my boobs. Fascinating. #workout #fitspo #fitfam #spartanrace

In 82 days I will be back in the place that makes my heart happy, to begin planning something that lights a fire under my ass. #israel #masada #spartanrace #mountains #hike #toughmudder #runner

In 82 days I will be back in the place that makes my heart happy, to begin planning something that lights a fire under my ass. #israel #masada #spartanrace #mountains #hike #toughmudder #runner

The requisite #latergram of dinner last night - grilled teriyaki salmon with a backyard grown salad of romaine, mint, basil, strawberries, figs, raspberries, and a homemade mango-lime dressing. Food prep tomorrow! #fitfam #fat2fit #foodprep #foodporn...

The requisite #latergram of dinner last night - grilled teriyaki salmon with a backyard grown salad of romaine, mint, basil, strawberries, figs, raspberries, and a homemade mango-lime dressing. Food prep tomorrow! #fitfam #fat2fit #foodprep #foodporn #eatclean #eatcleantraindirty #spartanrace #nutritionista #creatingsubstance #joeydoesntsharefood

SOMEONE GO TO BEAR MOUNTAIN WITH ME TONIGHT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

SOMEONE GO TO BEAR MOUNTAIN WITH ME TONIGHT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE